"I said hello, you fool, I love you"

"You must be older than Joyride to drink in this establishment."

Now, I know the responsible thing to do is to warn these new drinkers about the dangers of actually going on a joyride, especially if they've been enjoying their new civil liberty to the point of intoxication, but frankly I can't be bothered.  And something tells me they would have been Ron Paul voters, anyway, so... you know.  Maybe's'all for the best.