"You must be older than the redemption of South Africa to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than Outkast to be served in this establishment."

Matter of fact....

Komm' doch mal uber, Mann, weil ich ja sowieso gewinn

Forgive me this indulgence:  You must be older than Lucilectric to be served here.

Also known as, That Time We Almost Succeeded In Forgetting About Blur (but failed)

"You must be older than Parklife to be served in this establishment."

Well, I am not a crook

"You must have shared the earth with Richard Nixon to be served in this establishment."

Illmatic

"You must be older than Nas' recording career to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than Throwing Copper to be served in this establishment."

Yeah, pretend all you want.  I say I can't remember which one's Live and which one's Silverchair, too, but that record is eight times platinum.

"You must be older than Live Through This to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than another child actress named Dakota to be served in this establishment."

No, I don't know what possessed young parents to call their kids "Dakota" in early 1994.  Maybe park rangers were letting horny tourists screw at Rushmore?  I'm really clueless. 

By the way, this actress play Lyra Belacqua!  That's all I know about her!

"You must be older than the Rwandan genocide to be served in this establishment."

 

One million dead.  For much of the twentieth century, the answer to this question had been "never again."  And then again.  

That's why I say hey man nice shot

"You must have drawn breath at the same time as Kurt Cobain to be served in this establishment."

The Divine Comedy

"You must be older than Milla Jovovich's recording career to be served in this establishment."

And not for nothing I wouldn't mind if you were prettier than it, too...