"You must be older than the Food Network to be served in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Stephanie, Morgan, and Heather!

Ultraviolence

"Yours must have sucked wind with the malenki alveoli of Anthony Burgess to be in this moloko bar."

... and happy birthday, Morgan and Jaren!  (and Tweety Bird) (and Bjork!)

"You've got to have sucked wind at the same time as El Doctoro to be served in this establishment."

Shit, that show did have a great closing.  One more:

.... mayyyybe one more:

... and happy birthday, Charles and Sakar and Chris!

De plane! de plane!

"You must have drawn breath at the same time as Herve Villechaize to be served in this establishment."

"You gotta have... you know what?  I give up."

"Although this is kinda sorta cool."

"You must be older than The Nanny to be served in this restaurant."

Rebel Assault

"You must be older than the era of computer games distributed only on CDs to be served here."