"You must be older than Too Legit 2 Quit 2 drink here... I mean, 'to drink here.'"

Whoo-woo-WHOOO-whoo

"You gotta have been born before Gene Roddenberry boldly went where none have gone before to drink in this establishment."

"You must be older than House Party II to drink in this establishment."

You can get with this, or you can get with that

"You must be older than Black Sheep to drink in this establishment."

"You must be older than Girlfriend to drink in this establishment."

Me and a Gun

"You must be older than Tori Amos's solo career to drink in this establishment."

I would be remiss if I didn't note this:  Paul Oakenfold fans may be surprised to hear this sample from "Me and a Gun."  Quite the different spin (no pun intended).

O.P.M.

"You must be older than Other People's Money to drink in this establishment."

I always know where I am by the way that the road looks.

"You must be older than My Own Private Idaho to drink in this establishment."

"You must be older than the massacre at Luby's to drink in this establishment."

Ugly Kid Joe

"You must be older than... this... experiment in what they call 'music' to drink in this establishment."

Here's the Fly Girls

"You must be older than the start of Jennifer Lopez's career to drink in this establishment."

I'm a little verklempt

"You must be older than Coffee Tawk to drink in this establishment."

I'm coming, Elizabeth

"You gotta have breathed some of the same air as Redd Foxx to drink in this establishment."

Close your ears, Pookie

"You must be older than Frankie and Johnny to drink in this establishment."

I don't get mad; I get stabby

"You must be older than Fat Tony to drink in this establishment."

Wait---"outshined" or "outshone"?

"You must be older than Badmotorfinger to drink in this establishment."

Brenda's Got a Baby

"You must be older than 2Pac's solo career to drink in this establishment."

Who has put a pubic hair on my coke?

You must be older than the sexual harassment allegations against Clarence Thomas to drink in this establishment.

Man in the Moon

"You must be older than Reese Witherspoon's career to drink in this establishment."