Insert Jello Pudding Joke Here

"You must have been born before the end of The Cosby Show to drink in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Robbie!

April 26th, 1992 / There was a riot on the streets, tell me where were you?

"You must be older than the LA riots to be served in this establishment."

Okay, this was posted retroactively, because like an idiot I missed this massive thing. 

Sublime actually got the date wrong, as the 26th, in their studio take, but I guess it stuck.

Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed

"You must be older than Wish to drink in this establishment."

Damn, indeed

"You must be older than Sophie B. Hawkins's music career to drink in this establishment."

No, I'm not apologizing.

"You must be older than Check Your Head to drink in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Val!  And, um, Hitler.

Snap!

"You must be older than 'Rhythm Is a Dancer' to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than Opera Man to drink in this establishment."

Crystal Pepsi

"You must be older than Crystal Pepsi to drink in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Gisela! (in your time zone, at least)

I love you, you love me

"You must be older than Barney and Friends to drink in this establishment."

"... and if that just set the damn theme song going in your head, I'm guessing you really need one."