Peyo

"You gotta have drawn breath at the same time as the creator of the Smurfs to be served in this establishment."

You're gonna miss my hoo-ah, my tangoing, blind driving....

"You must be older than Scent of a Woman to be served in this establishment."

No, no, I kid.  This really was a good movie; it deserves more than just jokes.

If I ever fall in love

"You must be older than Shai to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than Leap of Faith to be served in this establishment."

Also known as, you must be older than Snoop Dogg's recognizable career...

"You must be older than The Chronic to be served in this establishment."

That was the first video.  Here's the second:

Aww, what the hell, let's do the third:

"You must be older than Incesticide to be served in this establishment." 

 

I really have very little chance to title this anything other than "You can't handle the truth"

"You must be older than A Few Good Men to be served in this establishment."

"You must have been born before the marriage of the century (or whatever they called it) was called off to be served in this establishment."

 

 

... and happy birthday, Rhonda!

Utah Saints

"You must be older than the Utah Saints to be served in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Kelly!

The Verve

"You must be older than The Verve to be served in this establishment."

The Verve Pipe was two weeks ago; I actually did not know they were so close together.  Huh. 

Nothing like a nice, warm uzi

"You must be older than The Distinguished Gentleman to be served in this establishment."

SMS

"You must be older than text messaging to be served in this establishment." 

Okay, this one surprised me. 

... and happy birthday, Yummie!