29 March 2012

Edith is a girl's name

"Happy 21st birthday, kids conceived after a date involving the movie Ghost Dog!"


"Oh, I loved that film!  Forest Whitaker's awesome, and---wait, no.  It's actually... Ghost Dad."


"Oh dear.  Well, drink up, kids.  If your parents really could reach a state of arousal after that, I'm guessing you had a real permissive upbringing.  So let me explain a few house rules we got about not shrieking like a howler monkey when you want to get the bartender's attention."

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