"Aw tick-tock you don' stahh-stahh-stahh"

"You must be older than 'I Wanna Sex You Up' to drink in this establishment."  

Wait, you know what---I think this version is actually warranted, here:

So much better, no?  Still can't believe Color Me Badd were from Oklahoma City.  I mean, when I think of unrestrained masculinity and sexy urban cooool, I think of the OKC, sure.  But it just seems so uncanny.