"You must be older than the first Naked Gun sequel to drink in this establishment."

I don't think I was yet observant enough to realize that Hollywood---that city teeming with money and stars and talented creative people---could disappoint its audience when it came out.  Likely I was chuckling up popcorn along with everyone else. 

Anyway, Leslie Nielson, you're missed.  And the Zucker brothers... well, they seem to try very hard.