11 April 2012

"Humpty dumpty on the wall, I got like a leather jacket so do me already, knowhutaymsayin?"

"Happy 21st birthday, kid conceived after a date involving The Adventures of Ford Fairlane!"


I actually do kind of love Gottfried in this movie.  Anyway, this is what sold then.  If it's your birthday, yeah.  This is what your parents probably thought was cool.  This, or something like it.  It doesn't make you a bad person, it just... means you started out from a ... rather mediocre place.

But, you know.  Abraham Lincoln was conceived when the most popular song in the land was jingle from the "Old Scrimpy Butter-Based Jaundice Salve" campaign, and look at him.  Nothing says you can't manage a perfectly nice car wash when you finally figure things out.

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