I'm tired; you make the Zack Morris joke

"You must have lived through Saved by the Bell to be served in this establishment."

"Christ, I never would have thought I'd see the day where responding to the name 'Screech' is a tell that you are old enough to drink.  Sheesh."
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fn:  Sorry about the sound quality.  You'd think the Youtube generation would be all over this particular show, but... nope, guess not.