See, kids, in the nineties, this is what qualified as "satirical." It was a stupider time

"You must be older than The Last Action Hero to be served in this establishment."

Apologies for my Englischsprachliche Leserinnen und Leser, but the German version was the only way I could tolerate that.

Christ, I think Rob Schneider was in that movie.  What a horrible time for America.