I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

"You must be older than Pork Soda to be served in this establishment."

Depeche Mode, New Order, Duran Duran coming back---Radiohead and Frank Black starting out---holy shit, I forgot how good this year in music was.  Bill Clinton really wanted to be John Kennedy and never really got there, but for one brief shining moment, it really looked like we were over the Milli Vanilli / New Kids / Tiffany stage of music. 

Then a little while later we got the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys....[fn1]
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fn1:  Now, if a band called GirlBoys had put out an album called Back of Spice Street, that shit probably would have been dope.