"You must be older than this bit of insipid nonsense to be able to drink in this establishment."

I do try to keep politics out of this, so I'll just say this:  I earnestly yearn for the days when something so self-evidently stupid coming out of the mouth of a politician who plausibly could be given the launch codes was newsworthy and led to widespread scorn and ridicule.  Rather than, you know, it just being what happens ever Tuesday through Friday.