"You must be older than what passes for a pro-choice movement in Ireland to drink in this establishment."

This is still an issue killing people over there.  As in, literally killing them.

This is perhaps more political than readers are used to, and despite the theoretical ambiguity introduced by my oh-so-clever pseudonym, I am a man---so abortion is not my choice, and it's never going to be my choice.  But for reasons following below... Actually, I wrote a couple of paragraphs of my thoughts about the issue, but it's really not worth laying out. Sigh.