"Hey, I didn't say it was their date. My best guess, some nice couple got a bad tip on movies opening that weekend, decided to make a road trip out of it to get the bad taste out, and left their preternaturally virile manchild at home to impregnate the easily distracted babysitter. Am I close? And, more to the point of my business, can you follow along if I say them, or do I need to write out those happy hour specials on this napkin for ya?"
... and happy birthday, Youyoung!
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