http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_Lies



... and happy Bastille Day!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Gump

"Sigh."

"You must be older than Kenny Rogers's perfect game to be served in this establishment."

Wait, no, not that one---hangon:

Dammit!  Hangon, I got this:

Or, in happier sports news....

"You must be older than the first American World Cup to be served in this establishment."

No Peyton Manning jokes, please

"You must be older than O.J. Simpson's ride in a slow white Bronco to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than the Simpson-Brown and Goldman murders to be served in this establishment."

Pop quiz, hotshot

"You must be older than Speed to be served in this establishment."

"You must have been born before Marky Mark became 'Mark Wahlberg' to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than Ill Communication to be served in this establishment."

... and also....

"You must be older than Seal to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than Teenager of the Year to be served in this establishment."

"You must have shared the earth."

"You must be older than The Crow to be served in this establishment."

Obviously legendary for Brandon Lee's death.  Pretty great soundtrack, too. 

"You must be older than Four Weddings and a Funeral to be served in this establishment."

No joke---I heard this guy answers the phone, "This is G."

"You must be older than G. Love and Special Sauce to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than Weezer to be served in this establishment."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weezer_%281994_album%29

Chunnel

"You must have been born before the Channel Tunnel opened to be served in this establishment."