Definitely Maybe

"You must be older than Oasis to be served in this establishment."

They probably have a legitimate claim to being the biggest musical act of the 1990s, which demonstrates clearer than anything else how shitty the decade was (the solitary exception of 1993 notwithstanding).  I'd love to give it to R.E.M. or a hip-hop act, but it's probably the Gallagher brothers.

Christ, do I ever hate this band.