Heidi Fliess

"You gotta have been born before the coming to light of the activities of the Hollywood Madam to be served in this establishment."

"Yeah, kid, it's... a long way to say that.  Just show me a card with a birthday longer than 21 ago, hey?"

Ooh, check out her Wiki page.  She currently lives in a place called "Pahrump."  Heh.  "Pahrump."  That's a fun name to say.  Also, she's a vegetarian... and I'm sure mom would love me to find a nice Jewish girl someday....