A Woman's Worth

"You must be older than[fn1] the nineties' best example of sideboob until the movie Contact to be served here."

"What?  I was fourteen, and there wasn't really the internet back then.  Anyway, forget it---here's your IDs back.  That's two slippery nipples, coming right---"

"Oh.  Right.  A beer and a whiskey sour.  Sorry, don't know what I was... uh...."

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fn1:  Date extrapolated from first appearance on best sellers' list.