Here's the story of a lovely lady who no not really I didn't ever watch the show. Why, did I get that wrong?

Happy 21st birthday, last kids conceived before the Beverly Hills 90210 era!

Times like these, I'm just relieved to know there's no way my existence dates to seconds before my dad made a post-coitus joke involving the phrase "the peach pit."

... or calling his testicles "Brendon and Brenda."
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.... I almost feel bad using this post to welcome my nephew Sawyer into the world.  Happy zeroth birthday, kid!