I really have very little chance to title this anything other than "You can't handle the truth"

"You must be older than A Few Good Men to be served in this establishment."

"You must have been born before the marriage of the century (or whatever they called it) was called off to be served in this establishment."

 

 

... and happy birthday, Rhonda!

Utah Saints

"You must be older than the Utah Saints to be served in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Kelly!

The Verve

"You must be older than The Verve to be served in this establishment."

The Verve Pipe was two weeks ago; I actually did not know they were so close together.  Huh. 

Nothing like a nice, warm uzi

"You must be older than The Distinguished Gentleman to be served in this establishment."

SMS

"You must be older than text messaging to be served in this establishment." 

Okay, this one surprised me. 

... and happy birthday, Yummie!

This was the one with "A Whole New World" (I think)

"You must be older than Aladdin to be served in this establishment."

I, uh, did actually like Gottfried's appearance.  He was, like, a parrot? 

"You must be older than The Bodyguard to be served in this establishment."

No, no---soundtrack was last week.  I don't know; they did them in that order, or something.

"You must be older than The Pharcyde to drink in this establishment."

"You must be older than...."

"You know what?  Just forget it."

"Yes, I know she's more famous for something else.  You can't make me look at it."

I've Suffered a Head Injury

"You must be older than The Verve Pipe to be served in this establishment."

Jerry, I cheated!

"You must be older than 'The Contest' to be served in this establishment."

I Will Always Love You

"You must be older than The Bodyguard soundtrack to be served in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Elizabeth! (it's a little bit friendlier here than in this morning's entry)

Sterculius, Roman God of Feces

"You must be older than ... this bit of genius to drink here."

Rebirth of the Slick

"You must be older than that song that goes 'Cool Like Dat' to be served in this establishment."

Diggable Planets, yo.

You must have drawn breath at the same time as Richard Yates to be served in this establishment."

Math-man, Math-man

"You gotta have been born before Square One went off the air to drink here."

 

Now you do what they tell you

"You must be older than Rage Against the Machine to be served in this establishment."

"Or Rage Against the Machine, I guess.  Either.  Band or album.  And yeah, before you ask, I get the irony of using them to demonstrate the drinking age.  And its proximity to the word 'establishment.'  Look, can I get you something or not?"

Are you a chef? 'coz you keep serving me soup

"You must be older than Positive K to be served in this establishment."

Country Bill

"You must be older than the William Jefferson Clinton Era to be served in this establishment."