Jessie Spano / How'd you get so far gone-oh?

"You must be older than Showgirls to be served in this establishment."

I agree with the second part

"You must be older than Se7en to be served in this establishment."

Canadian Bacon

"You must be older than John Candy's last film---and Michael Moore's funniest---to be served in this establishment."

Empire Records

"You must be older than Liv Tyler's cinematic career to be served in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Brita!  I hope you like this movie---the other ones coming next are decidedly worse birthday messages.

"You must have been born before the New York Times published the Unabomber's manifesto to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than eBay to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than the DVD to be served in this establishment."