Dammit, dammit, sunuvabitch

"You must be older than the goddamned mutherloving horrible putrid disaster that was the Dave Matthews Band to be served in this establishment."

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

"You must be older than Monster to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than the Federal Assault Weapons Ban to be served in this establishment."

A bit of curious timing, I suppose, being paired with this morning's entry....

Bee-aye-double-gee-aye-eeh. Get it? Biggie"

"You must be  older than Biggie to drink here."

Knock it off---youtube wasn't cooperating.

I hate myself and I want to die (can't believe that title didn't stick)

"You must be older than Lizzie Wurtzel's literary career to be served in this establishment."