Above the Rim SDTK

"You must be older than 'Regulate' to be served in this establishment."

Ahhhh, I've made up your mind!

"You must be older than Vauxhall & I to be served in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Ned!

"You must be older than Serial Mom to be served in this establishment."

It's the Citizen Kane of hula-hoop movies!

"You must be older than The Hudsucker Proxy to be served in this establishment."

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"You must be older than Internet spamming to be served in this establishment."

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"You gotta have shared the earth with John Candy to be served in this establishment."

"Happy 21st birthday, Justin Bieber!"