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31 January 2015

When masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking lonely

"You must be older than Dookie to be served in this establishment."




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30 January 2015

Never was a cornflake girl

"You must be older than Under the Pink to be served in this establishment."


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05 January 2015

"Why me? Why anybody?"

"You must be older than the Nancy Kerrigan attack to be served in this establishment."


(Thanks to Paul F. Thompkins for the full quote.)
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01 January 2015

That giant sucking sound, part two

Just a reprise---kids drinking today have lived their whole lives under NAFTA, as an effective legal regime.

I feel like if I were more serious about being funny, I would have a joke about that.  Meh. 
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