"You gotta be older than Galileo's good standing in the Catholic church to drink here."

"You must be older than the X-Men cartoon to be served in this establishment."

Waterland

"You must be older than Maggie Gyllenhaal and Lena Headey's acting careers to drink here."

I wanna see you dance again

"You must be older than Harvest Moon to be served in this establishment."

Toronto 4, Atlanta 2

"You must be older than the first Canadian World Series to be served in this establishment."

---like I said, it's probably just me being paranoid, but this is starting to---

OH COME ON!!

"Fight the real enemy!!" and I defiantly rip up a picture of a box of raisins.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) October 21, 2013

F'reel's, Ken Jennings?

"Why am I Mr. Pink?"

"You must be older than Reservoir Dogs to drink in this establishment."

Well, let's play chess

"You gotta have sucked air with Cleavon Little in order to drink here."

The Contest

Sorry, late to this one:

Your 2012 NL Rookie of the Year

"You must be older than... shit."

Yeah, that makes me feel old. 

The artist formerly known as a pronounceable word

"You must have been born before Prince changed his name to... this:

... to be served here."

Now this you could call the start of Pitt's career

"You must be older than A River Runs Through It to be served in this establishment."

Willy Brandt

"You gotta have drawn breath with the guy who was mayor during the construction of the Berlin Wall--and the best chancellor Germany had in the 20th century--to be served in this establishment."

Somebody to shove

"You must be older than Grave Dancers Union to drink here."

Hey kids, rock and roll

"You must be older than Automatic for the People to be served in this establishment."

Fight the real enemy

"You must have been born before Sinead O'Connor tore up a picture of the pope in order to drink here."

Yeah, imagine:  The nerve to suggest the Catholic church was complicit in a massive perpetration of child abuse. 

Somebody owes O'Connor an apology. 

Coffee's for closers only

"You must be older than Glengarry Glen Ross to  be served in this establishment."

Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero"... "Fearless"... "Alive"!

"You must be older than Hero to be served in this establishment."

"You must be older than The Mighty Ducks to be served in this establishment."

Tell me about the rabbits, George

"You must be older than the Of Mice and Men movie to be served in this establishment."