Are you crying? There's no crying!

"You must be older than A League of Their Own to drink in this establishment."

Prussian Blue

"You must be older than... oh dear."

Apparently they later abandoned their parents' racism---and good for them! although it sounds weird to, you know, congratulate someone on that. 

.... and because I positively suck at this, I neglected to notice this rather more consequential release:

The horrendous space kablooie!

Nothing special, but 21 years ago:

Don't Sweat the Technique

"You must have been born before Eric B. and Rakim's last album to drink in this establishment."  

ICE to see you oh wait I forgot that was the other one

"You must be older than Batman Returns to drink in this establishment."

... and happy birthday, Aaron!

Always the Last to Know

"You must be older than Change Everything to drink in this establishment."

Internet says it's their biggest hit, which I kind of remember?  Anyway, I would have thought "Roll to Me."

Cormac McCarthy

"You must be older than All the Pretty Horses to drink in this establishment."

"You must be older than Patriot Games (the movie) to drink in this establishment."

Bill Clinton on Arsenio Hall

"You must be older than this bit of the new hotness to drink in this establishment."

The solo's pretty long but it's a nice refrain

Ooh, can't believe I missed this one.  "You must be older than the 'November Rain' video to drink in this establishment."

"You must be older than It's a Shame About Ray to drink in this establishment."

... and because I hate the Lemonheads, here's a name-check from a band that's actually listenable.